Big talk from the sister who always gave me the same lukewarm look--
[in his defense! he didn't know he was supposed to not believe her when she fed him that line about the women leaving! he thinks this is a defense, anyway, and compounded with how she's always just politely ignored his unprofessional advances...
well! really! how was he supposed to know!
but that's as far as he gets, because the transformation that suddenly happens shocks the rest of his silly protests right out of him. now he really ought to feel something besides intrigue, and he does, but it's not... horror. or disgust, or any of the other more appropriate approaches one might take in this situation.
vox swallows. he looks up even higher now. oh, fluffy ears, how endearing--]
You're-- The whole time? This was you the whole time?
[incredulous, still not disppointed, still staring up with a mixture of emotions trying to sort themselves out.
give him a minute. he glances down and back up again. he looks off to the side, making a hasty decision, then:]
Why, Sister, why all the secrecy! You're breathtaking.
[ really? all the women leave just because? there's nothing strange with that, vernon? nothing at all? truly, this has been the job of a lifetime and a half.
but alastor is... well. he's certainly got vox's attention now, and that spreads a sharp slash of a grin across his face, vicious and hungry. he's not flustered per se, by the compliment, but he is a little charmed by the audacity. ]
Yes, the whole time. I thought, perhaps, pushing you into the deep end to start would be a bit much.
[ he leans in closer then, back hunching somewhat as he brings his lips close to vox's ear. ]
Or would you have liked it better if I showed up like this, hiked up my skirt to get your attention?
[ it's not actually a question. ]
And here I knew you were a fraud, but to be so eager about it is charming in its own right!
[it was a little weird but not weird enough for him to care, is that better? sorry that he is both stupid and horny.
vox shrugs, sitting a bit straighter when she-- ah, no, he leans in to his ear. good god.
not that god is anywhere in this room, but good god. he doesn't hide the look down at alastor's legs, visibly thinking about hiking the skirt up himself. well...]
Please, this whole thing was a sham from the start. [he is. still looking. ahem.] These idiots will do anything for a sip of cheap wine and a vague promise of heavenly rewards. I've been thinking about writing a book.
[he looks up again to grin. this isn't business time, though, so he'll leave it at that. he hesitates, then scoots forward minutely in the chair, to lean up closer to alastor's face. like perhaps he is expecting a kiss, or at least to be dragged around by the chin some more.]
[ he IS stupid, and he IS horny, which makes him easy. and alastor does like it when getting a soul is easy. or, well, many souls, in this case.
he can practically hear the gears turning in vox's head as he stares at alastor's legs. so of course he shifts slightly: not enough to bare any leg, of course, but to give a glimpse of the hoof beneath. a little gift, perhaps.
then he's rolling his eyes and vox is getting more contact, but it's a palm to the face as alastor straightens up to put distance between them, dropping that same hand to his hip afterward as he just looks at vox semi-incredulously. ]
You're charismatic enough to gain a following and I want the souls you're collecting. Aiding you in your crusade for fame and money also benefits me! [ then he grins, openly hungry. ] And then, I want yours.
[oh, he's got-- he's got actual hooves, that is doing wonders for vox's imagination of what else is under that habit. sister alice had been... pleasingly shaped, but the sheer depth of mystery of what the fuck a demon looks like under there is far more interesting.
sorry alice. hello, alastor. hello as well to alastor's hand in his face, which unfortunately only makes vox laugh as he sits back again. okay, okay. he'll try again another time.]
My soul? [what, souls are also real?? jeez.] Sure, why not! I'm barely using it.
[the rest of the flock is implied, of course alastor can have them too, once they've served their purpose.]
[ alastor may raise his eyebrows at vox's eagerness to give away his soul, but he's not surprised. curious, maybe, if anything. ]
Knowing I'm real doesn't make you consider the ramifications of Heaven or Hell also being real? You'd give me your soul so easily? But I'll gladly accept.
[ he leans his hip on the chair briefly before continuing. ]
I make sure you have a steady stream of followers, make sure your sermons take and they stay, getting you money and fame. In return, I get their souls upon death and yours as well. Do we have a deal?
[ he holds out his hand to shake. his smile is anticipatory. ]
[vox cants his head to the side, acknowledging that he is definitely being - unconventional, here, even beyond what he pretends to believe in front of the others.]
Heaven and Hell don't interest me all that much, if you want to know. You do.
[if hell is real, apparently, then he already knows he'll wind up there after the things he's done in his life - this group chief among them, probably. is it blasphemous, to commit fraud in the religious sense? has to be. still, it doesn't matter to him nearly as much as the money, and the notoriety, and the actual living demon standing in his office.]
As long as I get to be the last, we have an accord. Pleasure working with you, Sister.
[teehee. he is so funny. he reaches out to shake hands, decisively.]
[ unconventional to say the least. this is the easiest deal he's ever made, and he wasted a whole year on pretending to be a cute nun? though he supposes the cute nun part is maybe part of it. hm. ]
Oh, I'm interesting? Color me flattered, you card.
[ but the all-important part is happening: vox is accepting his deal just like that, with such vague wording that alastor could do essentially whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted.
oh, this will be fun. ]
One last thing, Father.
[ his voice drops to a low purr and he shifts closer, one knee settling on the edge of the chair right between vox's legs in a manner more dangerous than flirty. ]
If you try to take your eyes off me again, I'll eat you alive. That's not part of the deal, that's a promise.
[ then, and only then, does he take vox's hand and shake it. ]
I'll flatter you whenever you want. Add that to the terms.
[is he taking this seriously? well, yes, to an extent. he's completely serious about alastor, and his deal, but caring about souls and all of that? eh, he's just trying to keep alastor happy, now.
although not without shooting his shot. glancing down at alastor's threatening knee, vox can't help but shift his hips forward and squeeze his thighs just a bit around alastor's leg. just a teensy bit. just a smidgen.]
Whatever you say, big guy. [big demon... sorry to be horny about this as well.] I can't think of any reason to worry about Susanna or anyone else, anymore.
[ vox is lucky that alastor is so pleased about this deal, because all he does when the human gets way too horny about being threatened is raise both eyebrows and then sigh, shoving vox's legs apart again with his knee as he draws back and dusts himself off, filtering back into his previous meek human appearance just afterward.
he straightens his veil, giving vox a withering look. ]
Keep it inside your pants, Father, but I'm glad you won't be distracted.
[ and even the voice slips back to what it once was. ]
[aha-- and vox backs off easily enough, not going to tempt fate so early in their little arrangement. he laughs, anyway, holding up his hands. he's backing off, he is, for real.
but he does leer, a bit, as alastor becomes alice again. he scrutinizes him - her - alice-tor - as he rises form his chair, noting all the similarities between sister and demon besides the obvious. the withering look is the same, he can say that with confidence! and there's something in the set of the shoulders that suggests the overwhelming presence of the demon within.
it's still a leer, though, all the way down and all the way back up. he sighs, so very put-upon, now that he has to do his job that he created himself.]
Of course, Sister. My focus and my attention both are sharp.
[emphasized, naturally, by his hand pressing into the small of alastor's back just briefly, as he passes by to the door.]
We have a meeting later, don't we? To discuss our budget for the next quarter?
[ in response to that leer. he, somehow, didn't expect the touches to increase once vox knew what he actually was. the touch to the small of his back isn't unfamiliar, but he does spare vox a glance as he eases into following after him, eyes rolling behind his back. ]
Yes, Father. We do have a meeting later. Shall I ready for that by preparing the paperwork or do you require my assistance for your sermon as well?
[ low, almost amused. he knows the answer, but at least he can have a little fun himself. ]
[don't say sexy shit so soon before he has to go give a sermon, jesus. vox laughs again, looking back over his shoulder.]
Oh, you know your presence is such a boon to our sermons. Besides, didn't you say the other sisters need your guidance? I'd hate to leave them all by their lonesome.
[teehee. sit front and center, please and thank you.
so: the sermon. it's completely normal, except for the noticeable way vox seems more... peppy than usual. very enthusiastic today, father vernon, enough that some of the congregation even murmur about it while he's doing his thing at the podium.
and if he keeps flashing sister alice a very particular smile, well, maybe the other sisters are just imagining that, and anyway, that's none of their business... teehee...
back in his office later, he does get through most of the budget work they have to do before he sits back and considers alastor.]
So. I have a question. [a beat.] How do you wind up in Hell? You know, now that it's apparently real.
[ and alastor is there for the sermon, as he always is. he's demure and attentive and supportive, though he does tilt his head and give 'shy' little smiles in response to the way vox keeps looking at him.
may as well keep anyone from thinking they can get vox's eyes to wander, or to expect him to maybe make a move. alastor will endure a lot if it means he has every single drop of vox's attention.
once they're settled in the office again things go smoothly; he sits with his legs crossed at the knee, still fully in human form, and arches an eyebrow at the question. ]
Are you asking what I did to go to Hell?
[ his head tilts, smile widening, and he leans over to slowly walk his fingers up vox's sternum. ]
I killed two dozen men for varying reasons, from beating their wives to looking at me the wrong way. [ as he says wrong way, two clawed fingers grip vox's chin. ] Some, as one might imagine, are worse reasons to those up above than others.
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[in his defense! he didn't know he was supposed to not believe her when she fed him that line about the women leaving! he thinks this is a defense, anyway, and compounded with how she's always just politely ignored his unprofessional advances...
well! really! how was he supposed to know!
but that's as far as he gets, because the transformation that suddenly happens shocks the rest of his silly protests right out of him. now he really ought to feel something besides intrigue, and he does, but it's not... horror. or disgust, or any of the other more appropriate approaches one might take in this situation.
vox swallows. he looks up even higher now. oh, fluffy ears, how endearing--]
You're-- The whole time? This was you the whole time?
[incredulous, still not disppointed, still staring up with a mixture of emotions trying to sort themselves out.
give him a minute. he glances down and back up again. he looks off to the side, making a hasty decision, then:]
Why, Sister, why all the secrecy! You're breathtaking.
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but alastor is... well. he's certainly got vox's attention now, and that spreads a sharp slash of a grin across his face, vicious and hungry. he's not flustered per se, by the compliment, but he is a little charmed by the audacity. ]
Yes, the whole time. I thought, perhaps, pushing you into the deep end to start would be a bit much.
[ he leans in closer then, back hunching somewhat as he brings his lips close to vox's ear. ]
Or would you have liked it better if I showed up like this, hiked up my skirt to get your attention?
[ it's not actually a question. ]
And here I knew you were a fraud, but to be so eager about it is charming in its own right!
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vox shrugs, sitting a bit straighter when she-- ah, no, he leans in to his ear. good god.
not that god is anywhere in this room, but good god. he doesn't hide the look down at alastor's legs, visibly thinking about hiking the skirt up himself. well...]
Please, this whole thing was a sham from the start. [he is. still looking. ahem.] These idiots will do anything for a sip of cheap wine and a vague promise of heavenly rewards. I've been thinking about writing a book.
[he looks up again to grin. this isn't business time, though, so he'll leave it at that. he hesitates, then scoots forward minutely in the chair, to lean up closer to alastor's face. like perhaps he is expecting a kiss, or at least to be dragged around by the chin some more.]
Why me?
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he can practically hear the gears turning in vox's head as he stares at alastor's legs. so of course he shifts slightly: not enough to bare any leg, of course, but to give a glimpse of the hoof beneath. a little gift, perhaps.
then he's rolling his eyes and vox is getting more contact, but it's a palm to the face as alastor straightens up to put distance between them, dropping that same hand to his hip afterward as he just looks at vox semi-incredulously. ]
You're charismatic enough to gain a following and I want the souls you're collecting. Aiding you in your crusade for fame and money also benefits me! [ then he grins, openly hungry. ] And then, I want yours.
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sorry alice. hello, alastor. hello as well to alastor's hand in his face, which unfortunately only makes vox laugh as he sits back again. okay, okay. he'll try again another time.]
My soul? [what, souls are also real?? jeez.] Sure, why not! I'm barely using it.
[the rest of the flock is implied, of course alastor can have them too, once they've served their purpose.]
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Knowing I'm real doesn't make you consider the ramifications of Heaven or Hell also being real? You'd give me your soul so easily? But I'll gladly accept.
[ he leans his hip on the chair briefly before continuing. ]
I make sure you have a steady stream of followers, make sure your sermons take and they stay, getting you money and fame. In return, I get their souls upon death and yours as well. Do we have a deal?
[ he holds out his hand to shake. his smile is anticipatory. ]
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Heaven and Hell don't interest me all that much, if you want to know. You do.
[if hell is real, apparently, then he already knows he'll wind up there after the things he's done in his life - this group chief among them, probably. is it blasphemous, to commit fraud in the religious sense? has to be. still, it doesn't matter to him nearly as much as the money, and the notoriety, and the actual living demon standing in his office.]
As long as I get to be the last, we have an accord. Pleasure working with you, Sister.
[teehee. he is so funny. he reaches out to shake hands, decisively.]
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Oh, I'm interesting? Color me flattered, you card.
[ but the all-important part is happening: vox is accepting his deal just like that, with such vague wording that alastor could do essentially whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted.
oh, this will be fun. ]
One last thing, Father.
[ his voice drops to a low purr and he shifts closer, one knee settling on the edge of the chair right between vox's legs in a manner more dangerous than flirty. ]
If you try to take your eyes off me again, I'll eat you alive. That's not part of the deal, that's a promise.
[ then, and only then, does he take vox's hand and shake it. ]
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[is he taking this seriously? well, yes, to an extent. he's completely serious about alastor, and his deal, but caring about souls and all of that? eh, he's just trying to keep alastor happy, now.
although not without shooting his shot. glancing down at alastor's threatening knee, vox can't help but shift his hips forward and squeeze his thighs just a bit around alastor's leg. just a teensy bit. just a smidgen.]
Whatever you say, big guy. [big demon... sorry to be horny about this as well.] I can't think of any reason to worry about Susanna or anyone else, anymore.
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he straightens his veil, giving vox a withering look. ]
Keep it inside your pants, Father, but I'm glad you won't be distracted.
[ and even the voice slips back to what it once was. ]
Shall we? It's almost time for your sermon.
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but he does leer, a bit, as alastor becomes alice again. he scrutinizes him - her - alice-tor - as he rises form his chair, noting all the similarities between sister and demon besides the obvious. the withering look is the same, he can say that with confidence! and there's something in the set of the shoulders that suggests the overwhelming presence of the demon within.
it's still a leer, though, all the way down and all the way back up. he sighs, so very put-upon, now that he has to do his job that he created himself.]
Of course, Sister. My focus and my attention both are sharp.
[emphasized, naturally, by his hand pressing into the small of alastor's back just briefly, as he passes by to the door.]
We have a meeting later, don't we? To discuss our budget for the next quarter?
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[ in response to that leer. he, somehow, didn't expect the touches to increase once vox knew what he actually was. the touch to the small of his back isn't unfamiliar, but he does spare vox a glance as he eases into following after him, eyes rolling behind his back. ]
Yes, Father. We do have a meeting later. Shall I ready for that by preparing the paperwork or do you require my assistance for your sermon as well?
[ low, almost amused. he knows the answer, but at least he can have a little fun himself. ]
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Oh, you know your presence is such a boon to our sermons. Besides, didn't you say the other sisters need your guidance? I'd hate to leave them all by their lonesome.
[teehee. sit front and center, please and thank you.
so: the sermon. it's completely normal, except for the noticeable way vox seems more... peppy than usual. very enthusiastic today, father vernon, enough that some of the congregation even murmur about it while he's doing his thing at the podium.
and if he keeps flashing sister alice a very particular smile, well, maybe the other sisters are just imagining that, and anyway, that's none of their business... teehee...
back in his office later, he does get through most of the budget work they have to do before he sits back and considers alastor.]
So. I have a question. [a beat.] How do you wind up in Hell? You know, now that it's apparently real.
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[ and alastor is there for the sermon, as he always is. he's demure and attentive and supportive, though he does tilt his head and give 'shy' little smiles in response to the way vox keeps looking at him.
may as well keep anyone from thinking they can get vox's eyes to wander, or to expect him to maybe make a move. alastor will endure a lot if it means he has every single drop of vox's attention.
once they're settled in the office again things go smoothly; he sits with his legs crossed at the knee, still fully in human form, and arches an eyebrow at the question. ]
Are you asking what I did to go to Hell?
[ his head tilts, smile widening, and he leans over to slowly walk his fingers up vox's sternum. ]
I killed two dozen men for varying reasons, from beating their wives to looking at me the wrong way. [ as he says wrong way, two clawed fingers grip vox's chin. ] Some, as one might imagine, are worse reasons to those up above than others.